A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill Always has places to go, and people to kill Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card 'Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard A man of the world, so suave and discrete He trips over the women piled up at his feet But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard 'Cause if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard He's always there, when the chips are beginning to fall He wouldn't care, if they kicked him and grabbed him And shot him and stabbed him And nailed both his ears to the wall Facing death every day is a tough job for any man But his hours are flexible, and he's got a great dental plan By the way, if you walked in late, Allow me to reiterate: The name of this movie is Spy Hard They call it Spy Hard You're watching Spy Hard It's the theme from Spy Haaaaaaaaaaaard!