It's a nine mile walk From the office to the pumps Sometimes you think you're gonna drop In the end you're filthy dirty Horny and pissed off And before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop It's a real real bitch To be workin' 4 the man But shit I do it well so what the fuck I could probly wash dishes At some other fuckin' dump But it's all the same to me Bustin' ass 2 make a buck So read 'em up + stick 'em Pump that fucker good Some woman down on main st. needs a jump Get your fingers outta your ass And pump some faggot's gas And think about how bad new hope sucks It's a piss poor life When the ladies fire u up And then u check their oil and know you're fucked 'cuz no one wants a loser Who works for 5 an hour Smells like gas, looks like shit Works in the rain - rude as hell I can fix a tire like hurricane melinda I know that I'm the best for what it's worth So if I choose to help you Don't look like you expect it 'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth So read 'em up + stick 'em Pump that fucker good Some woman down on main st. needs a jump Get your fingers outta your ass And pump some faggot's gas And think about how bad new hope sucks [REPEAT]