You think you're bad
You think you've got
The greatest dad
But mine sits
Home all day
Writin' songs
Drinkin' beer
Walk the dog
It's just his way of life
Some people think it's wrong
It's probably because
They've never seen his four-foot bong
You like your dad
And I get that
But please admit
That if you
Had to choose
One to to be
Yours or mine
Then we'd see
It's just his way of life
Some people disagree
But you seem like a person
Who appreciates his sleep
He said he's gonna hire interns next year
And I could put you at the top of the heap
But you have got to [?]
I need to hear you say that your dad's a sheep
It's just his way of life
Some people disagree
But you seem like a person
Who appreciates his sleep
'Cause haters gotta hate
What else they gonna do?
While sittin' in their offices
Arrangin' little cubes
