I guess it all started when I woke up this morning Everything seemed okay 'Til I let my pet snake get loose in the kitchen Now I've been in trouble all day I got some paint on the wall, a pretty orange color And a little on the carpet and floor I covered it up with mom's coat from the closet That she says she can't wear anymore I've had a bad, bad day Not like I thought it would be I've had a bad,bad day It seems like everyone's pickin' on me I put some sand in my grandpa's tobacco And he frowned at me all day Then I hid his pipe 'cause it smells when he smokes it He shouldn't smoke anyway So between mom's coat and my grandpa's tobacco Life can be rough on a kid They've almost worn out the seat of my britches It don't hurt much now,but it did I've had a bad, bad day Not like I thought it would be I've had a bad,bad day It seems like everyone's pickin' on me I've had a bad, bad day Not like I thought it would be I've had a bad,bad day It seems like everyone's pickin' on me