I don't see why you both won't have this dance with me
The bigger my dismal set and just sit there and you'll see
The music sounds too good for you to look and act this way
Ust free your mind of all your thoughts and you will surely say
Yeah, check it out now. It's like this y'all
It's like that Anna. It's like this y'all
It's like that Anna. Like that
Check it out now. Check it out
This one right here is about a girl
And you've seen this girl before if you've been to any club in the whole wide world
Check it out. Her nickname's Last Resort
She here in the corner with a plastic fork
You see her out the side of your eyes
Only girl in the club that smuggled in some chili fries
Yeah, she got her purse all greasy
Little overweight but she's still dressed sleazy
And her ankles got lumps
Looks like a pie crust coming out of the top of her pumps
Slight hint of a mustache
You don't need a car. You don't even need a bus pass
You want to take her home? Just ask
She don't even remember the name of the dude she fucked last
Yeah, surprised she's not pregnant
Last week she fucked the bathroom attendant
They didn't leave the club at all
He just took her to the back in the handicapped stall
Looked around and locked the stall door
Then put up a sign that said caution wet floor
He pulled her panties down, got some tail
My man hit it doggy style. Her hands gripped the safety rail
He came on her back on some convenient shit
The toilet paper's right there to clean it with
Yeah, she's kind of disgusting
Kind of girl you make sure you don't bust in
Yeah, cause every day she's hustling
Not to get money, she's trying to get a husband
And any man is an option
Any hole in her body she allows cocks in
She's borderline gigantic
Only girl that I know that thinks anal is romantic
She's not very respectable
And her face is asymmetrical
She got a cheek down low and a cheek up high
Damn near break your neck when you look her eye to eye
But if you drink real hard, it's strange
As the night goes on, her looks start to change
At the three long island iced teas or more
Her one to ten rating goes from three to four
And by the time you're kind of drunk, not able to drive
It seems like it's peaked out and it's stable at five
But then you take a couple shots with your friends till you're not seeing straight
And suddenly she an eight
So then you hop in the back of a cab with her
Then you end up back at your pad with her
You take bong hits on the couch with her
Then the next thing you know you're making out with her
And so you hop into the bed, start getting it on
But in the middle of the sex, shit goes wrong
Cause the beer plus the weed plus the constant thrusting
Makes the contents of your stomach start rustling
And if you've ever puked on a girl during sex
You know it's awkward, what do you say next?
I said I'm sorry, she was like, "that's fine, it happens all the time"
Yeah, I said I'm sorry, she was like, "that's fine, it happens all the time"
Yeah
