Yeah, uh Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh, ooh, yo When I smash a beat, I do it unabashedly In my own fashion like I have a haberdashery No need for formalities, I do this all casually If you practice gradually you'll graduate To a place in which you can be bout as laid back as me After that, you could end up a staff member... Part of the faculty In this university verses are worshiped like they cured diseases I'm not really sure what you would earn degrees in I'm a grifter with a QRC code A drifter hitchhiking alone on a scenic road Route 66... En route to a rickety bridge In front of which I tell riddles to meddling kids They're pretty easy to answer, though I tried playing three-card monte But my hands are slow I'm black, white and red all over like the Hamburglar's clothes You get exposed like sandals do to toes Sometimes fresh, sometimes I'm dressed slovenly There's not a lot of fodder that could bother me Any advice I give rappers is fatherly You know that forest where the tree fell in the woods and nobody heard it? There's a park bench there with a plaque on it that's meant to honor me I'm downright scholarly, uh If you down to write, holler at me, uhh If you wanna know what it's like to be not quite right Throw a couple dollars at me, uhhhhhhhhhh I'll give you a lecture Full of ad hominem, opinion and conjecture You'll know that I was lying by the lie detector You'll let it slide like the slides in a slide projector Let me ask one final question... Is this thing on? If the answer's yes then proceed to sing along Amazing grace How sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me I once was lost But now I'm found The priest tried to baptize me and I drowned... Uhh