Dear Wax My name is David I really like the way you rap and stuff You've inspired me to start rapping My new name is MC David Anyway, I've been having a lot of trouble with this bully named Lisa at school She's a fat beotch, dawg Every time I go to the bus stop, she pushes me down and sits on me until I give her my fruit snacks I told my dad about the problem He said that only sissies get beat up by girls He's such a dork One day I was watching your rap videos and eating hella candy I got all pumped up That day at the bus stop when Lisa tried to step to me I said, "Bitch, you look like a hog You smell like a dog and you look like a frog" You should've seen it, homie Her face got red with the quickness And everybody at the bus stop cheered for me and laugh That day, she really beat me up bad but it was worth it to see the look on her face after getting a taste of my true hip hop Anyway, thank you for everything If you're free June 11th, I really want you to rap at my birthday party Peace, dawg MC David