Ready? Humble cat taking out trees like a lumberjack Make you stumble back to wherever the fuck you come from at When it come to rap, I been doing that repeatedly Since you was in measly fetus position fetally Since the first dream Jiro had about sushi It's not a thing that I brag about loosely Mop the floor using any rapper out you see Fuckin' with me makes you get nervous and sweat profusely Forget your words to your songs at your performance It wouldn't have mattered anyway, them songs are all garbage I'm the type of artist that to imitate's the hardest 'Cause even when I Forget the lyrics and just kinda Make up stuff as I go and Not pay attention to timing or melody or rhythm or really anything at all for that matter It's marvelous regardless You an artificial flavor, I'm a natural juice You a farce, a fabrication, I'm the actual truth I am nothing that you have to deduce Me lookin' at you is proof I'm just a rappin' ass factual dude, I'm sayin' I been rappin', B-E-E-N R-A-P-P-I-N I been rappin', B-E-E-N R-A-P-P-I-N Freak of nature is the nomenclature Known to motivate your whole squad to go get paper like a stapler Slow and steady like the movement of a frozen glacier Barbarian of Conan's stature, using all the poems of Shakespeare Evaluate your work, but yo, there's nothing great here The fakes fear me like a rodent when a fucking snake's near Psychin' unworthy opponents out They've already thrown the towel in before the opening round Low brow, lowest of brow, opening Lowenbraus At the open house knowing I'm too broke to buy the house At the local Golden Corral by the soda fountain Holding it down, if you see me, throw me a pound I'm a saloon story heavyweight, a folk hero Original, classic in a room full of Coke Zero's Mastering this poetry like David Shapiro And I'm only scratching the surface like I'm playing a güiro, I guess I Been rappin', B-E-E-N R-A-P-P-I-N I been rappin', B-E-E-N R-A-P-P-I-N I been rap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pin' I been rap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pin' Rappers can't fuck with me Even when they try to, they do that shit reluctantly Fuck the fuckery, my crew's completely sucker-free The oldest heroic poets ain't fuckin' with my couplets B You don't want a war, I'm royal like a Tenenbaum Please take your peace advice from that John Lennon song Sing my lyrics at my funeral when I'm dead and gone Jump up out the coffin, smack the pastor if he said 'em wrong Game on, I remain calm and collected Small check offers will all get rejected I live long and prosper like Vulcans on Star Trek did Onlookers gawk and they're awkwardly affected Too raw when my thoughts are connected I spill my fucking guts like when a frog is dissected I leave it on the table when I'm offering perspective Songs I've perfected are often selected By kids on that 'cid taking transcendental trips In transitional phases, coming to grips Many standout pivotal phrases from my lips But I still switch to some bullshit real quick I'll attack your family personally, ad hominem All of 'em, your brother, your sister, your dad, mom and them I'm the type to think of shit that no one's ever thought of Bring [?] never brought her, yo As far as rappin', I am very advanced So if you defeating me, nary a chance My skill set is like the roots that are buried of plants You don't see the foundation I don't carry in my hands The years I spent draftin' Decades long, song after song craftin' My face they all laughed in It ain't overnight, it's long lastin' Requires dedication, patience, and raw passion So tell Gladwell that ten thou' did help That my past self, twenty thou' on the shelf Degrees of black belt received have been a lot Referees to everyone in earshot They like, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new champion" I am a testament to having your work properly done I been rappin, I been rappin, I been rappin', I been rappin' I been rappin, I been rappin, I been rappin', I been rappin' I been rappin, I been rappin, I been rappin', I been rappin' a long time Is all I'm sayin'