My mother works so hard She works so late Oh mother, take it easy You work so hard You might be late To your own party When you leave me it's not fair When you leave me it's not fair When you leave me it's not fair When you leave me it's not fair It's not fair Hit you with a feather Miss you by a whisker And I'm going to kill you If you dare to Hit me with a feather Miss you by a whisker Etcetera, whatever Oh my father Father, I love you so I love you so I've got parts of your body I love you so You're never late To your own party When you leave me it's not fair When you leave me it's not fair When you leave me it's not fair When you leave me it's not fair Don't give me more than I want Don't give me more than I want Don't give me more than I want I will just take what I've got Don't give me what you want Mother, I love you so I love you so I've got parts of your father, and Dorrigo Now I know that if I had a brother He would know He would know But all I've got's a sister She lives below She lives below She lives below your home How I love you Hit you with a feather Miss you by a whisker And I'm going to kill you If you dare to Hit me with a feather Miss you by a whisker Better late than never Your own party Hit me with a feather Miss you by a whisker Better late than never Your own party Hit me with a feather Miss you by a whisker Better late than never Your own party