I've got a record company I've got a girlfriend with a law degree When my friends, did I make this switch How I tried to be against the rich I've got a publisher who I never decently met I've got a tailor and a dietitian I think they said And I can't even distinguish which one is which How I tried to be against the rich We snap our finger for an unemployment cheque But it takes a single malt to get us up and do our trick All we're gathering and can not ditch How I tried to be against the rich I bribe an angel to watch over me I bought her the whole goddamn perfumery When my friend, did I make this switch How I tried to be against the rich I've got one hand on a champagne drinking cunt I've got the other up the ass of the establishment And I can't even distinguish which hand is which But God knows I tried to be against the rich How I tried to be against the rich