Birthday cake and Hendricks Gin Feels like I got here a whole lot quicker Than I thought I would, when I was a kid Thought I'd feel older, thought I'd be rich But it's takeout pizza, and boxed red wine Two digits in the bank any given time Paying taxes sure is a bitch Thought I'd be married, thought I'd have kids Ooh, ooh I thought at twenty-four I'd have my shit together more This is my quarter life crisis Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it Nothing makes sense but I think I like it This is my quarter life crisis It's seven roommates in a four bed room My friends got jobs straight out of school I'm spending more than my minimum wage Waking up early, staying out late Ooh, ooh Maybe at twenty-eight I'll feel like I've found my place This is my quarter life crisis Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it Nothing makes sense but I think I like it This is my quarter life crisis Ooh, ooh I thought at twenty-four I'd have my shit together more But I'm eating leftovers on my living room floor This is my quarter life crisis Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it Nothing makes sense but I think I like it This is my quarter life crisis