Birthday cake and Hendricks Gin
Feels like I got here a whole lot quicker
Than I thought I would, when I was a kid
Thought I'd feel older, thought I'd be rich
But it's takeout pizza, and boxed red wine
Two digits in the bank any given time
Paying taxes sure is a bitch
Thought I'd be married, thought I'd have kids

Ooh, ooh
I thought at twenty-four
I'd have my shit together more

This is my quarter life crisis
Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling
Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it
Nothing makes sense but I think I like it
This is my quarter life crisis

It's seven roommates in a four bed room
My friends got jobs straight out of school
I'm spending more than my minimum wage
Waking up early, staying out late

Ooh, ooh
Maybe at twenty-eight
I'll feel like I've found my place

This is my quarter life crisis
Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling
Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it
Nothing makes sense but I think I like it
This is my quarter life crisis

Ooh, ooh
I thought at twenty-four
I'd have my shit together more
But I'm eating leftovers on my living room floor

This is my quarter life crisis
Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling
Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it
Nothing makes sense but I think I like it
This is my quarter life crisis