Well I arrested on charges of unemployment and he was sittin' on the witness stand 
The Judge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed man 
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man 
Now beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man 
Her mother said darlin' go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man 
Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man 

Well a Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand 
Oh but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match to win a brown eyed handsome man 
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man 
I was flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking cross the sand 
She walked thirty miles on route to LA to meet a brown eyed handsome man 
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man 

Now a two three to count nobody own he had a high fly into the stand 
Round in thirty comin' in for home it was a brown eyed handsome man 
It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man 
It was a brown eyed handsome man it was a brown eyed handsome man