That's all you got? I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um Get my face pasted to linoleum Kitchen floor shit Some college dorm shit Facedown in a bloodstained carpet Get chicks at the farmers' market White girls buy produce Take them home, make them drink Grey Goose Whiteboy wasted Gluestick pasted Stupidfacedd I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial Oh that's a drunk dial, drunk sexting Drunk stagger, drunk swagger I don't rap good, it don't matter Can't sing good. it don't matter Cause I'm whacked-out sleepwalking On a quest for God at my friend's apartment Whiteboy wasted Gluestick pasted Stupidfacedd When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence" Awkward Awkward Super Soaker filled with Four Loko Plus SoCo, real gross yo I go ham and cheese on rolls That's a metaphor. Another metaphor: Like icing on a Cinnabon Like a hot chick that ain't no fun Listen, I'ma teach you a lesson Let's start at number One: Sleep is the best way to save money Two: Money is the best way to have sex Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep So stay up until you wake up Stupidfacedd