Poor armadillo on the side of the road Them short arms and little legs can't help but move too slow Yeah, poor armadillo folks are scared to touch ya You live 20 years at best thinkin' nobody loves ya Poor armadillo you're tougher than than a boot Guess that's why nobody cooks up armadillo stew Poor armadillo people hit ya just for fun Guess that chicken crossed the road just to prove it could be done Poor, poor armadillo You're so misunderstood Yeah, poor, poor armadillo You're better than you look Poor armadillo I bet ya love a honky tonk You look like Moe Bandy with an army helmet on Poor armadillo you are a friend of mine You make tacos out of termites, you make scorpions run and hide Poor, poor armadillo You're so misunderstood Poor, poor armadillo You're better than you look Yeah, poor, poor armadillo You're so misunderstood Yeah, poor, poor armadillo You're better than you look Poor, poor armadillo You're so misunderstood Poor, ugly armadillo You're better than you look Yeah, you're better than you look Poor armadillo man keep up the fight Cause the whole state of Texas is on your side