Put him girl 'pon a bus The 'ductor a feel her up Me say the 'ductor a feel her up Waa'pn to the driver Him feel her fuss Put him girl 'pon a bus The 'ductor a feel her up Me say the 'ductor a feel her up Waa'pn to the driver She say the driver rich She say the 'ductor rich She say him have nuff girl But him pocket thick She have a man at home But he is a clown Him call her phone A ask how she nuh reach home She a tek her own time Half Way Tree! Half Way Tree! Dung a town, dung a town, dung a town Front seat she want fi sit down Pay which fare? And she so brown? Plus her batty weigh hundred pound All dung to the blind man dem a come round She get nuff money still sah But she get it inna silver She say the driver rich She say the 'ductor rich She say him have nuff girl But him pocket thick She have a man at home But he is a clown Him call her phone A ask how she nuh reach home She a tek her own time When the gear stick change up A nuh gear stick alone him a touch Fuss gear second gear gone up "Driva mine you crash please look weh yaa guh" The 'ductor count money till him weak Him have two gyal 'pon the front seat A badmind gyal say "Money you a use mind gyal, tek it fix yuh teeth" The 'ductor say "Crosses! Move!" She say the driver rich She say the 'ductor rich She say him have nuff girl But him pocket thick She have a man at home But he is a clown Him call her phone A ask how she nuh reach home She a tek her own time Half Way Tree! Half Way Tree! Dung a town, dung a town, dung a town Front seat she want fi sit down Pay which fare? And she so brown? Plus her batty weigh hundred pound All dung to the blind man dem a come round She get nuff money still sah But she get it inna silver