I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now, the poor get fat
But the fevers gonna catch you
When the bitch gets back

Eat meat on Friday, that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at social dos
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober
As a matter of fact

I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my god, what's that
Oh, it's full of nasty habits
When the bitch gets back

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober
As a matter of fact

I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober
As a matter of fact

I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I can bitch
The bitch is back
I can bitch, I can bitch
The bitch is back

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Our bitch is back
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Your bitch is back