I hadn't had a drop of nothing since I got that DUI But I woke up this morning looking through a pair of blood shot eyes They looked like a couple of road maps going every which way but right 'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night Yeah that old wagon throwed me right in front of the honky tonk I hit the ground with a mighty thirst when I heard them drinking songs Yeah I musta went a little bit crazy when I saw those neon lights 'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night The last thing I remember old Jim Bean knocked me down But I got up just long enough to try him another round Now I feel like an eighteen wheeler musta hit me head on twice 'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night Yeah that old wagon throwed me right in front of the honky tonk I hit the ground with a mighty thirst when I heard them drinking songs Yeah I musta went a little bit crazy when I saw those neon lights 'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night Yeah that old wagon throwed me right in front of the honky tonk I hit the ground with a mighty thirst when I heard them drinking songs Yeah I musta went a little bit crazy when I saw those neon lights 'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night Yeah I jumped off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night