Ah, tell 'em about it darlin' Here we go She's a waitress at her corner Always dancin' nine-to-five Well, she ain't no supermodel But I'm here to tell you, she's fine She's so fine, Johnny She's like the classic girl next door There's somethin' 'bout her walk There's somethin' that goes off inside Each time she starts to talk Plain Jane Oh, I love her name She drives me insane She's my Plain Jane She always gets my business I can't wait to ring her bell (Ah, I bet you can't Donnie) She puts a quarter in the jukebox Says she don't kiss an' tell (Is that right, brother) The way she wears that dress It's time that I confess The music starts an' my heart stops An' I become a mess Plain Jane Oh, I love her name She drives me insane She's my Plain Jane Nothin' fancy She's just got everything She's so addicting, she's so amazing Can't think of anything Whoa, talk to me, Plain Jane Whoa, yeah, come on Plain Jane Oh, I love her name She drives me insane She's, she's my Plain Jane Plain Jane Oh, I love her name She drives me insane She said, "Just call me Plain Jane" Plain Jane She's my Plain Jane She's my Plain Jane She's my Plain Jane Whoa, she's my Plain Jane No, she's mine