Now I don’t need a girl with a perfect 10
But I need chemistry when I work with them
So I keep the lights dim when I’m on the grind
And if I got a few candles that’ll be fine
I’m a sucker for girls with a beautiful name
But I’d rather get a girl with a suitable frame
She’s gotta be sweet and a little petite
Or at least beneath me cos I stand six feet
I don’t like the girls that waste my time
They play hard to get but I ain’t waiting in line
I just call up another that knows the deal
Cos I don’t like to guess what another girl feels
I don’t wanna seem like a jerk
So I treat the women right and nobody gets hurt
Cos I aim to please and I do quite nice
With any fly woman that I please tonight
So what kinda girls you like?
I like pretty women that’ll treat me right
I don’t really care if they’re naughty or nice
Any girl that’ll like me that’s my type
So what kinda girls you like?
The silent type not too uptight
Nah, she could be rude she could be polite
As long as she’s taking me home tonight
Now me, I like a girl that likes a girl
Then I like to see how that night unfurls
But not the ones into S&M
Whips and chains?
No, several men, but then again
I’ll take em blind, crippled or crazy
If those (are) the only ladies that’ll date me
Or maybe one that’s pigeon-toed and limped to the show
Kinda like that one that’s in the front row
I like pretty girls with an ugly past
Plus a fast wit and a body that’s plastic (sic)
But I like a girl smooth to the touch
I don’t really feel silicone titties so much
I guess it all comes down to trust
If a girl’s not honest I get fed up
So hey lonely girl don’t feel so sad
Cos I’m a nice guy to bring home to dad
So what kinda girls you like?
I like pretty women that’ll treat me right
I don’t really care if they’re naughty or nice
Any girl that’ll like me that’s my type
So what kinda girls you like?
The silent type not too uptight
Nah, she could be rude she could be polite
As long as she’s taking me home tonight
I like a girl that keeps to herself
This way I can sleep with some one else
That’s the kinda girl I like
I like girls with freckles a lot
Cos when they’re asleep I play connect the dots
That’s the kinda girls I like
I like a girl who’s shy but blind in one eye
Why?
So she could only see my good side
That’s the kinda girl I like
Now I like a girl that’s into threesomes
But wait, not him, I don’t mind if she comes
That’s the kinda girls like
