One’s got a gun, the other’s got a bigger one
 Both have a set of rules
 One’s got an army, the other’s got a bigger army
 Both are led by fools

 Assholes are universal
 One size fits all
 Assholes are universal
 Universal asshole

 Peace is for some, war is for everyone
 Just pick up a gun
 Shoot your brother, shoot your father
 If you only had one

 Assholes are universal
 One size fits all
 Assholes are universal
 Universal asshole

 We got a new frequency
 It’s loud and clear
 A universal language
 Radio without fear

 Assholes are universal
 One size fits all
 Assholes are universal
 Universal asshole
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