Turn on my radio
 I wanna hear some rock ‘n’ rock
 All I get is a sludge fest
 Girl and boy bands and the rest

 Try another station
 Not doing so good
 I get the middle of the road
 I turn on the news

 Radio unfriendly
 Playing the same thing over
 Radio unfriendly
 Collecting your payola
(2x)

 Hey kids, I’ve found
 A brand new station
 It’s going out
 Across the nation
 Don’t need no tuner
 Or other wires
 Don’t need no radio
 It’s called D.I.Y

 Radio unfriendly
 Playing the same thing over
 Radio unfriendly
 Collecting your payola

 Radio - unfriendly (4x)

 I think it’s just me
 Getting old and cranky
 It’s all opium for the people
 I need something to believe in
 Before I stop breathing