Today’s papers are in the dock
 The jury’s out, circulation’s up

 Papers lie, the papers lie (3x)

 Need the headlines, believe them or not
 Fat cat gets eaten by fatter dog

 The papers lie, papers lie (3x)

 Another exclusive from the street of shame
 A sixteen year old girl takes her clothes off again
 We hate pedophiles, we’d have them all killed
 But don’t worry none, she’s on the pill

 We want a free press
 Don’t need abuse
 Don’t need your egos
 We just want news… but

 The papers lie, papers lie (3x)