One for you
 Two for me
 Three for you
 I.O.D.

[?] I been ill
 Now I’m thought I’m out of control
 Somebody strap me to a bed
 I got electrodes in my head

 It’s a job for you
 But it’s agony for me
 Shoot me up with morphine
 Now I get my drugs for free

 A shot in the morning
 A shot at tea
 Now all I need
 Is a shot to sleep

 Nurse-nurse, come and see
 What this stuff has done to me
 I can’t eat, I can’t sleep
 It looks like it’s the end… for me