It’s swirling round my head
 Everything that you said
 Espoucing mysticism
 And transcendentalism

 What you gonna do when the truth kills your Guru (2x)
 Your Guru

 He dresses like a sheik
 But lives in Heywardss Heath
 Selling you his saffron lies
 While sleeping with all your wives

 What you gonna do when the truth kills your Guru (2x)
 Your Guru

 He says your aura’s too faded
 That science is just too jaded
 He wants a million for a shrine
 He says what’s yours is mine… is mine

 Collecting big fat checks
 From all you spiritual wrecks
 Saving wealthy souls
 While driving his paisley Rolls

 What you gonna do when the truth kills your Guru (4x)
 Your Guru