We are on our way
 To USA
 This is America
 Hey JFK

 We got an hour long show
 New York Radio
 Hey, then we play CBGB’s
 Tell all the people to go

 God bless America
 We’re in the land of the free
 God bless America
 Hey don’t forget your ID

 There's a shoot-out in town
 So we’re not hanging around
 Now we’re driving west
 Hey, Chicago you’re the best

 We hit Nashville
 The band is in jail
 We had to work all weekend
 Trying to get their bail

 God bless America
 It’s the home of the brave
 God bless America
 Also home of the KKK

 God bless America
 We’re in the land of the car
 God bless America
 Toyota Hundog

 God bless America
 It’s the land of the jail
 God bless America
 Three strikes you’re out!