All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm

Nobody comes to see me
Nobody here to turn me on
I ain't even got a lover
Down here on the farm

They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like cancer
Down here on the farm

Drinkin' lemonade shandy
Ain't nobody here to do me harm
But I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm

 I wrote a thousand letters
 Till my fingers all gone numb
 But I never see no postman
 Down here on the farm

 I call my baby on the telephone
 I say come down and have some fun
 But she knows what the score is
 Down here on the farm

 I can't fall in love with a wheatfield
 I can't fall in love with a barn
 When everything smells like horse shit
 Down here on the farm

 Blue skies and swimming pools
 Add so much charm
 But I'd rather be back in Soho
 Than down here on the farm