Meet Mr. Media man
 He's got the money, he's got a plan

 Come on and get a crash course
 We'll tell you everything we know
 Come on and get a crash course
 Go where you wanna go

 Go to Hollywood, meet the stars
 No gasoline in their cars

 Come on and get a crash course
 See your picture in a magazine
 Come on and get a crash course
 See your face on the TV screen

 National network, World Service
 World domination 'cos you deserve it

 Come on and get a crash course 
[repeat till end]