I told my mom don't be a bore Please just ride my hoverboard You won't fall I promise you You just have to trust me I told my mom don't be a bore Please just ride my hoverboard You won't fall I promise you You just have to trust me I know you have told me time and time again To shut my freaking trap And just get off your back (Alright Dave) Just hold my hand and you'll be fine And think I do this all the time (everyday) I've had this thing for just one day But everything will be okay (yes it will) She said Tyler there's no way You'll ever get me on that thing And why's it called a hoverboard Those wheels are still touching the floor I know you have told me time and time again To shut my freaking trap And just get off your back (Alright... Bring it away Dave, come on now) Now here she goes, she's on the board I let go she hit the floor Man that escalated quick When she screamed: Tyler you're an idiot Tyler Joseph: And I was like "Mom, I was right behind you, I told you: let me know when you get off. I said... I told my mom, I was like: let me know when you get off and I'll help you get off, and she just tried to get off and it happened so fast... David McCreary: Ok! That's alright! TJ: It's like: one second she was there and one second she was on the ground right in front of me. DM: But she's fine! TJ: And she said "How am I gonna cook Christmas dinner?" and I was like... she said "Tyler, you're gonna have to cook Christmas dinner... Dave, I can't cook... I can't cook Christmas dinner... DM: Alright!... She's gonna... She's gonna heal, she's young...ish, she'll be fine... So, I just feel like we need to finish and let people know what happened. TJ: Okay. Let me find the chord.... DM: Okay. Have you played this thing before? TJ: Yeah, I just found it. She broke her wrist it's all my/his fault An unexpected somersault There she lies in total pain Your arm should not look that way I know she has told me time and time again Even after what I did I'm still her favourite kid