Blue balloons, blue balloons What's a country boy to do? With blue balloons, blue balloons What the hell am I supposed to do? Someone with a needle Help me pop my blue balloons Well, I gave her a diamond ring, bought her a car Even took her took her up to one of those stuffy uptown bars Went doing everything a gentleman's supposed to do, ah yeah All she went and got me was a pair of shiny blue balloons, oh Ah, blue balloons, blue balloons What's a country boy to do? With blue balloons, blue balloons What the hell am I supposed to do? Someone with a needle Help me pop my blue balloons Oh, I tried to be nice, pulled out her chair Commented on her dress, shit, commented on her hair I did everything that my pappy taught me I should do Oh, I sure wasn't expecting to end the night with blue balloons, but it's true Said blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons) What's a country boy to do? With blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons) What the hell am I supposed to do? Someone with a needle Help me pop my blue balloons Oh, not again Not enough blue balloons I went and called the mayor, called them up at the state Even called the president, for goodness' sakes, I Tried to write a letter, tell 'em about my blue balloons (Dear Mr. President, here's my blue balloons) All I got responded was "we all got them blue balloons, too" Oh, not again Blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons) What's a country boy to do? Blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons) Bigger than my own two shoes Someone with a needle Help me pop my blue balloons Hopefully someone's got a needle To help me pop my blue balloons (blue balloons, blue balloons) Oh, someone with a needle Help me pop my blue balloons