This has gone on long enough Across the empty chasm of space In dimensions beyond our own There inhabits an enigmatic force Of unimagitinable groove Their mission To seek out and exterminate Sadness, boredom and depression Yet, in a remote corner of the multiverse The force known only as "Tupper Ware Remix Party" Discovers the last beacon of evil and despair And so it has come to pass that bound by their purpose Their one true fate They have plotted a course to the remote planet of earth