Now let me introduce myself as the man 
Fucking every bitch in the world, just cuz I can 
And I won't even play with you bitches that don't fuck 
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut 
I don't need all the stress and all the games 
And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane 
Bitch, you ain't shit but a hoe and a trick 
And all you're good for is hopefully fucking and sucking dick 
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen 
Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin' 
Goin' get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheeks 
And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets 
I'm a lunatic, what up, I'm lookin' to get laid 
(AND THE HOOKERS HERE TONIGHT IS LOOKING TO GET PAID) 
Fuck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass 
I don't even want no stinkin' bitches thinkin' about my cash 

(2x) 
Bitch, you comin' outta them pants 
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass 
We callin' for the freaks, you think I'm movin' too fast 
But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass 

Bitch wit' the big lips, I'm a young nigga 
Wit' crazy fuck in my hips 
And I can make you do things you're afraid to do 
And by the end of the night, you want me to fuck you 
Hey bitch, that's a nice ass 
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance 
Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent 
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset 
Hey bitch, do you like sex? Well me too 
I'm goin' pull my dick out and this is what we goin' do 
Fuck 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep 
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks 
You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle 
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle 
And lick it all on the sides and tip 
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips 

You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I ain't the one 
And strictly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb 
I done fucked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time 
And the most hoes I fucked in one night is like five (DAMN!) 
You could say that I'm addicted to sex 
But if you know my seeds then you know I'm addicted to death 
Monoxide, fuckin' bitches left and right 
Let a killa know, if ya fuckin' tonight 

Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach? 
I can check cuz your beaver's within my arm reach 
(SO STUBLY) Leave a rash on my cock 
??? up cradle and dubs are Icy-Hot 
Hey bitch, would you finger your box 
And rub the butt, of the nigga named Madrox? 
Half-hour killa with an hour worth of dick 
So do you wanna fuck? Hey you, hey BITCH! 

Stupid bitch! 
What the fuck you think this is? 
I take you out to dinner 
Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna fuck?!? 
Who the fuck you think you are?!? 
Motherfuckin' Liz Claiborne, bitch? 
I don't like that shit, and I don't like you! 
So if you ain't fuckin', you need to bounce, bitch! 
That's on my moms! 
I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit!