They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others Put me on the porch Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be Well somebody picked me I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in Chop my top off like Moseley does Reach your hand in and rip out my guts The face creates the little rips it cuts Like slicing through a bunch of scream queen sluts Put a fire in my belly so my eyes light up It's time to make the season of the pumpkin like us Soon I'll be retreating with the worms and the bugs I'll be what they're eating, yet again I'm lifeless They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others Put me on the porch Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be Well somebody picked me I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in Every line in my jacket jump, neatly traced Every seed that I spit, get a taste Waste, nothing sitting on the front porch Gazing so amazing all the shadows dance life-changing They just stare, I stare back dreaming One step closer, can I see 'em I just wanna be them Eyes, nose, mouth cut out A perfect match for the act Take 'em back to the pumpkin patch They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others Put me on the porch Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be Well somebody picked me I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in Carve the eye, now the eyeball Remove the lid, let the orange guts fall Carve the nose, put the knife in Jiggle it around, let it make its own decisions Carve the smile or carve the frown Pyramids for teeth, knife up and down Careful not to slip when carvin' and cut and bleed Cause the taste of human blood is all a pumpkin really needs They're coming to carve my face, oh shit what a day Will somebody pick me, I'll see like the others Put me on the porch Sit back, watch me scare motherfuckers They're coming to carve my face, how lucky can I be Well somebody picked me I'll smile with a teethy grin till I'm all covered in mold and sunken in