Wake up in the morning I'm juiced I know he came at night and brought me everything Last night I heard something on the roof (what?) But I ain't check cause I ain't want him mad at me And if he never left nothing I'mma turn up in a triple action Go and hit him with a pedigree How the fuck you think he can get mad at me I'm bracking and I put it on and let it be Promise on my momma nigga, Santa will be dead to me Catch him in another house, and then I go and fuck him up Wait for you to get him when he coming I be on him in the middle of the roof he get to chewing on these uppercuts What the fuck? I be dragging little off So put him on the shelf until they mad I never thought you liked me anyway Never got me nothing on my lesson Got me pissing when I saw you at the mall but told you every, every, everything The race-car track with the batteries included Atari, not a Second Genesis, man I knew shit I always walked to school man I'd really like some new kicks I've been really good All year, let's do this A trampoline up in the backyard with a pool A couple shirts, look at what I'm wearing into school They laughing in my feelings, man it really is some bull That's why I'm so glad I get to talk to you Just when I thought he was fake Never went to sleep at all Stayed up at night just to wait He brought me socks and some draws He brought me socks and some draws (nigga) This is a cause for applause I did not believe at all (naw) Did I just see what I saw? (what?) I'm still believing in Santa Clause I don't give a fuck what others think He brought me socks and that bag of draws One day I might get a fucking minx One day I might get a tyrannosaurus a unicorn horn and a fucking link Pull up in all black don't fuck with pink (purpose) Kill em all then say it wasn't me Hit this weed on this Christmas Eve Christmas tree It's in me And my brain is sick My elves are having fun Drinking rum Better run It has begun They can not fuck with Saint Nick (Bitch) A couple years and I ain't seeing nothing I ask him "what the fuck is going on with that?" I hope he would at least say something I tried to hit him but I'm getting nothing back Maybe I should run into his village like a running-back Spent the money that I had now bitch I want my money back Caught him on the roof of someones how now watch the gun react Like on Easter Sunday Don't ever bring that bunny back Bracking in the building with the Brainiacs You don't wanna deal with them because they fucking maniacs Jingle Bells sent em all to hell and bring the brainy back We ain't never left "where the biscuits and gravy at"? Bray hard pour the Henny and the Eggnog Couple shots of this and I'll be swinging like it's baseball Take off on him if he doesn't bring my gray skull Castle with the Skeletor stab with the face off Record breaker 1-9 time to set a trap We string up by the tree and we gon catch him in the sack I'm sick of getting nothing I'mma break his fucking back And burn him in the chimney off of Remy that's a wrap I said I want a microphone I really wanna rap I looked up in the sleigh oh shit he had one in the back I asked him if he wanna take a double shot of yack He took the whole thing and another after that Just when I thought he was fake I was awake through the night That is the time that he came And he brought me a new mic And he brought me a new mic Fuck I was overly hype That's when they started the shit Nowadays no-one exciting I'm still believing in Santa Clause I don't give a fuck what others think He brought me socks and that bag of draws One day I might get a fucking minx One day I might get a tyrannosaurus a unicorn horn and a fucking link Pull up in all black don't fuck with pink (purpose) Kill em all then say it wasn't me Hit this weed on this Christmas Eve Christmas tree It's in me And my brain is sick My elves are having fun Drinking rum Better run It has begun They can not fuck with Saint Nick (Bitch)