Dance me over to the dark side of the gym Drinks have all been emptied, the lights have all been dimmed That's what you wanted- to rip him limb to limb I'll be fine, just worry about yourself Because I'm someone else I'm someone else I'm someone else I'm someone else Why even bother with that sympathetic stuff? The confetti's decomposing The band is packing up And then it ends and then he's just deeply unimpressed That can't be good for someone's mental health But I'm someone else I'm someone else I'm someone else I'm someone else I need some time to compare for the big investigation I need an alibi to confront every potential complication I'll need to get a haircut and buy some brand-new clothes And keep that smile plastered on What else could I do but rely on those excuses That've got me through the years I'll never be convicted by a jury of my peers Ooooo aaaah Ooooo aaaah