When it all went off the rails Come to port with tattered sails Every victory and fail, that's nothing And you're grateful for the grift For the ticket and the lift Another pint, another fifth down to empty Still I've yet to see what was advertised to me Well, I need something to go my way The whole thing's upside-down Lost and never found I'm gonna sell it by the pound when it's over Did you dig yourself a hole With your lack of self-control? Well, if that ain't rock 'n' roll, I've never seen it Still I've yet to see what was advertised to me Well, I need something to go my way A gospel from the light The years of passersby Pretty sure you ought to try to learn the difference Where the hell did you come from? Are you only playing dumb? What's a tune you made me hum, little darling? Still I've yet to see what was advertised to me Well, I need something to go my way Still I've yet to see what was advertised to me Well, I need something to go my way