Welcome to our show my friends You'll find it's rather quiant We spent years upon the decor And the perfect shade of paint Anyway I'm sure you came for fun And well a little bit of laugh So get ready to smile big And I'm sure that we'll have a blast That's right, gang Let's sing a happy song With easy words So the kids at home can sing along It goe Sunshine is real good When it shines on me All day long we smile 'Cause we are so happy You try Sunshine is real good When it shines on me All day long we smile 'Cause we are so happy Welcome to Uncle Puttleman's Today I'm sure we'll have a real good time Welcome kids This is Uncle Puttleman A happy jolly friend of yours and mine Singing all his silly songs To tunes that kids all know It all adds to the wonder And the magic of his show Jovial all the time We know how to make you smile Others go the distance But I go the extra mile Sunshine is my life And I do the best I can Count on me for good times I'm your Uncle Puttleman Okay kids Now for Uncle Puttleman The joy of this Can never start too soon I know what You want from Uncle Puttleman We can watch ultra violent cartoons Remember kids to watch 'Cause the rating share is down I might go off the air And it causes me to frown I guess everybody wants to watch Some damn dinosaur instead of me I mean, what the hell I'm Uncle Puttleman and you suck I've got bills to pay So you can just shove it up your ass Uh, uh yeah I was just kidding Remember not to say any of those words in front of your mommies Okay, kids Yeah, all right Great All right Do this for Uncle Puttleman When you go out Shopping at the malls Say you want All the Uncle Puttleman T-shirts, books and toys and happy dolls Sing another song in another happy way Then when we're all done We'll have a real great day Goodbye kids That's all for Uncle Puttleman The time has come For our great time to end See you soon From your Uncle Puttleman Tune in tomorrow And we'll be good friends