Another Friday, another whiskey Last weekend she was sitting here with me She gave me nothing, but second chances So I don't understand why I don't understand it Cause I can fix the truck if the truck won't' run I can tell the time by the angle of the sun Put a rod in my hand, ain't a brag but I am Lights out when I'm fishin' on the lake I did pretty good on my SAT But I couldn't do the math right in front of me I let a perfect girl slip through my hands So that'll tell you just how smart I Just how smart I am She wanted roses, I should've bought 'em She gave me half a dozen hints I never caught 'em Don't know how I didn't see She was getting done with me You think I would've figured it out Cause I can fix the truck if the truck won't' run I can tell the time by the angle of the sun Put a rod in my hand, ain't a brag but I am Lights out when I'm fishin' on the lake I did pretty good on my SAT But I couldn't do the math right in front of me I let a perfect girl slip through my hands So that'll tell you just how smart I Just how smart I am I saw them taillights fading but I didn't chase 'em down Feeling like a real genius right now Cause I can fix the truck if the truck won't' run I can tell the time by the angle of the sun Put a rod in my hand, ain't a brag but I am Lights out when I'm fishin' on the lake I did pretty good on my SAT But I couldn't do the math right in front of me I let a perfect girl slip through my hands So that'll tell you just how smart I Just how smart I am