You try much harder when you're number two 
You'll stop at nothing 'til you get on through 
And if you make it you know how to stay 
Don't let new number two get in your way

Hey Mr. Big, wouldn't wanna be you 
Though there is nothing you cannot do

Mr. Executive, no telling you 
Jealousy, treachery, what won't you do 
Don't accept ideas from those who know more 
Power is everything, you've got the floor

Hey Mr. Big, wouldn't wanna be you 
Though there is nothing you cannot do

Hey Mr. Big, are you happy now 
Hey Mr. Big, does your conscience feel at ease 
Hey Mr. Big, you've got more than you need 
But you don't have everything you want 
Hey Mr. Big, you never do 
You're gonna be a lonely, lonely man some day

Hey Mr. Big, wouldn't wanna be you 
Though there is nothing you cannot do

Hey Mr. Big, are you happy now 
Hey Mr. Big, does your conscience feel at ease 
Hey Mr. Big, you've got more than you need 
Hey Mr. Big, but you don't have everything you want 
Hey Mr. Big, you never do 
You're gonna be a lonely man, lonely man some day

Extra, extra, read all about it 
Your name's in lights and the people they shout it 
But when the judgement day finally comes due 
You'll get just one line on page twenty-two