I can be a thousand things And with the nerves new love can bring I’ll show you sides I never knew I had Yeah Yeah But I’m not quite ready yet to show my inner idiot She’s shy and probably doing something dumb Yeah Yeah Yeaaaah Yeah Yeah Yeah Please love the idiot tenderly Please love the idiot in me Now, if it surprises you Or something seems a bit askew It’s her, not me, that saying all that shit Yeah Yeah Oh, everybody else it’s here All my puppeteers are steering clear from any damage she can get Yeah Yeah Yeaaaah Yeah Yeah Yeah But please love the idiot, tenderly Please love the idiot in me Well now you love all sides of me Or you said in every key While karaoke singing on the mic Yeah Yeah I suppose that I have wooned you with my other inner beauty pageant winners and they couldn’t be more psyched Yeah Yeah Yeaaaah Yeah Yeah Yeah But don’t lose the idiot, she’s with me Please love the idiot in me Please love the idiot in me