I’m the last one standing’ every Saturday night 
All the rights feel long, wrongs feel right 
But every Sunday morning I see the light again 
When I’m up on the wagon I’m a helluva saint 
But I’ll be damned if there ain’t another town to paint 
Just down the road man it’s a game that I can’t win.

I need to find a little middle ground 
Between let her rip and settling down 
But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found 
Stone cold sober to just plain stoned 
Trying to live like my heroes did 
Is the hardest kind of livin’ there is 
Been a tug o’ war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones.

I Wish I could find a gear between 
“White Lightning” and John 3:16 
But girl I can’t promise anything right now 
All I can say is I wanna change 
And I'll keep the faith that you'll take the reins 
And hold on tight and calm this crazy down.

I need to find a little middle ground 
Between let her rip and settling down 
But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found 
Stone cold sober to just plain stoned 
Trying to live like my heroes did 
Is the hardest kind of livin’ there is 
Been a tug o’ war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones.

I need to find a little middle ground 
Between let her rip and settling down 
But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found 
Stone cold sober to just plain stoned 
Trying to live like my heroes did 
Is the hardest kind of livin’ there is 
Been a tug o’ war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones.