It's not the first time somebody has had the flu
Remember when you had toothache
A hot lemsip will help to stop the sneezing so
You will have to stay happy

Remember
Worse things happen at sea
Keep dreaming of better days
Worse things happen at sea
Keep dreaming of better days

I know it's crap when there's something in your eye
Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back
It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer
But you have got to stay happy

I know it's sad when your face is acne
But don't be put off by some yellow spots
So you have got a toe nail that his growing in
You have got to stay happy

Worse things happen at sea