Oh quarter to five
We were barely alive
We were hungry
Three weeks we've been together
Through wet and rainy weather
We were c-c-c-cold
Oh out on the trek
Of a hotel to check
In that night
But we knew we'de done wrong
From the stink and the pong
And the feeling that something wasn't right
We were quick quick quick, ooh ooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
We were quick quick quick, ooh ooh
It's crap here we could tell
We were quick to quit the Quentin
A night we should have spent in another Hotel
That evening we felt bad
Twas the dinner that we had
At Hotel Quentin
At the breakfast we won't show up
Coz we don't want to throw up
Anymore
And we knew we've done wrong
From the stink and the pong
And the feeling that something wasn't right
On your honeymoon or on your holiday
You're gonna need a place to stay
Take our advice the Quentin is not nice
If you see the Hotel Quentin stay away
