She looks so divine and I can't see Why she prefers that nerd to me How come she ain't mine, I wanna be I wish that I could be Ernie I've got the blues, if I could choose Then I would be in Ernie's shoes ooee Who's he, Ernie It would be my only chance If I were wearing Ernie's pants I wish my eyes were I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it could be true I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie's to see through And if my eyes were Ernie's, then I would not be blue Coz if my eyes were Ernie's, my eyes would be with you Her hands in Ernie's as she walks by It's gone way too far my mind I'm shakin' at the knees, she looks so fine How comes Ernie's bird ain't mine With Ernie's arse and Ernie's chest In Ernie's under-kegs n' vest I wish my eyes were, I wish my eyes were I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it could be true Coz if my eyes were Ernie's my eyes would be with you I would never let her go, if I were only Ernie oh I wish my eyes were... I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it could be true I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie's to see through And if my eyes were Ernie's, then I would not be blue Coz if my eyes were Ernie's, my eyes would be with you I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it could be true I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie's to see through And if my eyes were Ernie's, then I would not be blue Coz if my eyes were Ernie's, my eyes would be with Eyes would be with Eyes would be with you