Bored at a party Saturday night looking at Tupperware In came a chick who made me quickly glad I was th-th-th-th-there How could I get the courage to ask her for a date? Twas such a task for me to ask by then it was too late Howza bouta oh-oh Howza bouta oh-oh Howza bouta oooo she drives me crazy Howza bouta oh-oh Howza bouta oh-oh Howza bouta kiss baby! Why am I such a whimp I thought a soft and skinny puff For me to ask a kiss from her was difficult and tough Right that's it I decided to confront the lass I started shakin' at the knees and tried to make a pass I lose my bottle everytime I see a girl I like I start talkin' gibberish and she says "on yer bike" There must be something I can do a kiss would make my day But everytime my gob opens I don't know what to say