There's a bloke from Hereford Road who really makes me groan
Everyday he's at the door or on the telephone
Why can't he just go away and leave me here alone
In the pictures in the pub no one can ever know
Just how much a pest he is, he's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
Everywhere I go Neal's there
How do you deal with d-d-deal with
It's not fair Neal's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
Everywhere I go Neal's there
How do you deal with d-d-deal with Neal
Everyday I cannot eat my grub or drink or sleep
Everyday Neal pulls up in his car and goes beep beep
What am I supposed to do about this blooming creep
Everyday I look outside to see if Neal's about
Everyday he's there without a doubt
It's not fair he's always there
Everywhere I go Neal's there
How do you deal with d-d-deal with
It's not fair Neal's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
Everywhere I go Neal's there
How do you deal with d-d-deal with Neal
It doesn't matter where I go
Neal will be there I know
Neal is not a mate, he's my shadow
It's not fair he's always there
Everywhere I go Neal's there
How do you deal with d-d-deal with
It's not fair Neal's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
Everywhere I go Neal's there
How do you deal with d-d-deal with
It's not fair Neal's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
Everywhere I go Neal's there
How do you deal with d-d-deal with
How do you deal with d-d-deal with Neal
