If you're down and you're sick And you want her out quick But you don't know the trick what to do She'll be laughing at you If you don't have a clue Show that you have grew up and shout We are thru and say Do you want to finish or what? I've just about had my lot I can't take this from you I'm fed up now because she said I don't know what to do You've got to be a man Kick her out while you can Get a re-moval van booked for her Tell her to take her stuff It's time now to be tough You've had about enough And don't want to suffer any more A fortnight is long e- nough for her to agree To decide just what she wants to do If by then she does not You've got to start n plot Just where when to do and what How you're gonna get shot of her