First of all there was Ray He went with Deidrie yeh Ray Thought that he was the bee's knee But now he's left her and she's pleased And just in case you meet Deidrie down Coronation Street She's a slag Everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag Slag slag slag Deidrie's a slag Big ugly slag Yeh Deidrie's a slag Mike Baldwin came like a flash He had a Jag U ar and cash Ken saw them at the flicks that night Neckin' on he squeezed her tight And just in case you meet Deidrie down Coronation Street She's a slag... Ken was next said I love you Why all the o-ther blokes too Deidrie said what's it got to do with you It's up to me what I do And just in case you meet Deidrie down Coronation Street She's a slag...