Davey, wakes wearing a frown
Cause he knows that she's around
He's in his dressin' gown, down and Davey
Davey, dreams of days gone by
Makes Davey wanna cry
He weeps and wonders why
Since he tied the knot
It's what Davey got
Wife of woe, all aggro
Why, why, why, why, oh oh oh oh
She makes Davey's days so blue, oh oh oh oh
These days of Davey's, Davey's
These days of Davey's these, Daveys
Days of Daveys
Davey, Davey's days are days so glum
How did Davey be so dumb
What the bleedin' eck's become of Davey
Davey, the memories of what he had
Make Davey discontent and sad
A lost and lonely lad
Since he tied the knot
It's what Davey got
Wife of woe, all aggro
Why, why, why, why, oh oh oh oh
She makes Davey's days so blue, oh oh oh oh
These days of Davey's, Davey's
These days of Davey's these, Daveys
Days of Daveys
Dave the nut made a big mistake
When he cut the wedding cake
We all said at your peril
But Davey wed a she devil
(Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday)
His days were gone, the gormless goon
When he went on his honeymoon
(Friday, Saturday, Sunday)
Grief and pains, Davey says
Is what remains of Davey's days
Why, why, why, why, oh oh oh oh
She makes Davey's days so blue, oh oh oh oh
These days of Davey's, Davey's
These days of Davey's these, Daveys
Days of Daveys
