My left shoe's on the right foot My right shoe's on my left Oh! Listen to me, Mimi Of reason I'm bereft! The Buttons of my trousers Are buttoned to my vest Oh! Listen to me, Mimi There's passion in my breast! Mimi You funny little Good-for-nothing Mimi Am I the guy? Mimi You sunny little honey Of a Mimi I'm aiming high Mimi You've got me Sad and dreamy You could free me If you'd see me Mimi You know I'd like to Have a little Son of a Mimi By and By