Woah, woah, woah Oh Alright We go walkin', a-she's not talkin' Just smile sweet and my heart goes a-rockin' She say, "How come," and I say, "Why not?" She smile sweet and my heart drop like rock Oh, lookin' for romance Woah, oh, oh, oh Oh, fat chance Oh, lord, everything is just awry I can tell tonight's the night Look at the way she walks, the way she moves A-come on, honey, let's put it into groove Oh, lookin' for romance Woah, oh, oh, oh Oh, fat chance Stick it in the gutters, boys I whisper nothings into her ear She don't say nothing Baby, she don't hear Maybe she's in a love trance Fat chance A-fat chance Oh! Get down, sucker Well, I (Well, I) I shined my shoes And well, I (Well, I) I combed my hair Well, I (Well, I) I washed my car Well, I (Well, I) I thought I know she really cares Oh, I can dig those tight pants a-movin' through the door Oh, I can dig a slow dance, a-movin' 'cross the floor Oh, I can shoot my love glance until she begs for more And then we'll make sweet romance until we both are sore Oh, lookin' for romance Woah, oh, oh, oh Oh, fat chance Yeah, yeah' yeah Oh, lookin' for romance Tight pants, slow dance, romance Oh, a-fat chance A-fat chance Uh, a-fat chance